les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
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Same as before
The football we play to be blunt
Is to most West Ham fans an affront
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Replies - In Chronological Order ( Show Newest Messages First)
Hello Mrs. Jones
8:27 Sat Aug 30
Re: New Limerick Thread
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The football we play to be blunt
Is to most West Ham fans an affront
Can't think of a word
To describe the fat turd
That rhymes with blunt or affront
Oh Fat Sam would you please go away
As I don't like the way that we play
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Saul Bollox
8:46 Sat Aug 30
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Dont worry HMJ as Frankie Howerd would say: "You're the only one who couldn't".
Oh Fat Sam would you please go away
As I don't like the way that we play.
But we all can despair
Because keeping him there
Is the blokes at the turnstiles who pay.
Next match I'm off fishing for chub,
I am sick of this second rate club
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Helmut Shown
10:16 Sat Aug 30
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Next match I'm off fishing for chub,
I am sick of this second rate club
With the team that he picks
All second rate pricks
As a manager, not with a rub
You're useless, you're northern, you're fat
Hanging on for a pay off you twat
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Helmut Shown
10:17 Sat Aug 30
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Next match I'm off fishing for chub,
I am sick of this second rate club
With the team that he picks
All second rate pricks
As a manager, not WORTH a rub
You're useless, you're northern, you're fat
Hanging on for a pay off you twat
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Hermit Road
10:28 Sat Aug 30
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You're useless, you're northern, you're fat
Hanging on for a pay off you twat
Now it's time to fuck off,
Get your nose out the trough,
So the ship won't go down with its rat.
You walk down the wharf and are liked,
But I think that their drinks were all spiked,
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Briano
11:01 Sat Aug 30
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You walk down the wharf and are liked,
But I think that their drinks were all spiked,
Woke up with a Sailor
With a ring like a quaver
Rhohypnol is deffo not hyped
As a guest on celebrity chef
I succumbed to the old Crystal Meth
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Saul Bollox
11:05 Sat Aug 30
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You walk down the wharf and are liked,
But I think that their drinks were all spiked,
But fortunately
It wont effect me
Cos I left the jam jar and I biked.
Alex Song watched the game and said "Cor,
What have I let myself in for?"
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Saul Bollox
11:07 Sat Aug 30
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As a guest on celebrity chef
I succumbed to the old Crystal Meth
As I got home that night,
Twas a terrible fright,
Cos I got into bed with Aunt Beth
Alex Song watched the game and said "Cor,
What have I let myself in for?"
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Briano
11:34 Sat Aug 30
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Alex Song watched the game and said "Cor,
What have I let myself in for?"
On the the blower to Rigabert
He said you still got a shirt
Cos Sam wants to charge me a score
The move to Stratford's a mystery
Uptown Park will soon be history
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Helmut Shown
1:00 Sun Aug 31
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The move to Stratford's a mystery
Uptown Park will soon be history
The skulduggery expands
With Levy wringing his hands
With his knuckles all red and blistery
Don't give Sam more money to spend
It's wasted on this northern bellend
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Saul Bollox
1:34 Sun Aug 31
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Don't give Sam more money to spend
It's wasted on this northern bellend
D & S are forlorn
All their millions from porn
It'll all end in tears in the end.
Daniel Levy's a bit of a tit
They say he's quite a slimy git
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Helmut Shown
12:14 Mon Sep 1
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Daniel Levy's a bit of a tit
They say he's quite a slimy git
He's spent the Bale cash
On a load of old gash
Shrewd? No more like fuckwit
I can't stand this Allardyce chap
His selections and tactics are crap
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Hermit Road
12:43 Mon Sep 1
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I can't stand this Allardyce chap
His selections and tactics are crap
But I must be alone,
'Cos in the wharf he's enthroned,
Where they greet him each day with a clap.
His esteem is the size of a tower,
But to us he's in charge of a shower
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Far East Hammer
2:47 Mon Sep 1
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His esteem is the size of a tower,
But to us he's in charge of a shower
It's not so funny
Given the money
Leaving a taste in the mouth quite sour
A fish head pie eater from Dudley
Whose football tactics were quite muddley
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Joke Whole
6:36 Mon Sep 1
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A fish head pie eater from Dudley
Whose football tactics were quite muddley;
If the game is a lake.
Then it's easy to make
A case for our style being "Puddley".
A poster with passion for stuff
Did one day appear rather gruff
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Monk~koknee
7:51 Mon Sep 1
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A poster with passion for stuff
Did one day appear rather gruff
He opened this thread
With a feeling of dread
And decided enough was enough
A recalcitrant fellow from Leigh
Would always respond angrily
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Far East Hammer
8:02 Mon Sep 1
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A recalcitrant fellow from Leigh
Would always respond angrily
Just mention Allardyce
'Twas as if he had lice
You could face his tirade or flee
Only one porn baron called David
Of our manager wants to get rid
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Joke Whole
9:29 Mon Sep 1
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Only one porn baron called David
Of our manager wants to get rid
His foes keep a-bleatin'
"We really must keep him"
"If seventeenth place is our bid."
Normality's back in it's stride
As lower than tenth we reside
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Far East Hammer
12:38 Mon Sep 1
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Normality's back in it's stride
As lower than tenth we reside
That Dudley Dinosaur
I can't stand anymore
An arrogant cunt I can't abide
A young lad from Chittagong
Built himself a massive bong
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les marteaux
2:35 Mon Sep 1
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A young lad from Chittagong
Built himself a massive bong
He filled it with crack
Then he laid on his back,
And had wet dreams of Rigobert Song
There was a young man called Buck,
Who when out on the lash, tried his luck
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